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Sunday, January 22, 2012
Jokes
*Q: What did the penny say to the other penny?
A: We make perfect cents.
*Q: Why did the man with one hand cross the road?
A: To get to the second hand shop.
*Q:Why did the picture go to jail?
A: Because it was framed.
*Q: What are two things you can't have for breakfast?
A: Lunch and Dinner
*Q: Why did the boy and girl sprinkle sugar on their pillow?
A: So they will have sweet dreams.
*Q: What do you call a bear with no socks?
A: Bare Foot.
*Q: What did the judge say to the dentist?
A: Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth.
*Q: Why did the robber take a bath?
A: Because he wanted to make a clean getaway.
*Q: What can you serve but never eat?
A: A volleyball and a tennis ball.
*Q: What did the teddy bear say to the other teddy bear when he offered him dessert?
A: No thanks, I'm stuffed.
*Q: Why did the soccer player bring sting to the game?
A: So he could tie the score.
*Q: What did the wall say to the other wall?
A: Meet you at the corner.
*Q: What kind of shoes do spies wear?
A: Sneakers.
*Q: How is a baseball team similar to a muffin?
A: They both depend on the batter.
*Q: What do you call a hippos wife?
A: Mississippi.
*Q: What rock group have four men that don't sing?
A: Mount Rushmore.
*Q: Why did the pony have a sore throat?
A: He was a little horse.
*Q: What nails do carpenters hate to hit?
A: Fingernails.
*Q: How do fleas travel from place to place?
A: By Itch-hiking.
*Q: What do you get when you cross a turkey with a centipede?
A: Drumsticks for everyone.
*Q: What kind of suit does a duck wear?
A: Dux-edo.
*Q: What would you get if you crossed a dinosaur with a pig?
A: Jurassic pork.
*Q: What do you call a rabbit that is owned by a beetle?
A: A bug's Bunny.
*Q: What English king is responsible for a fraction?
A: Henry the Eighth.
*Q: Why is crossing the road like music?
A: Because you'll B flat if you don't C sharp.
*Q: What do you call a pig with three eyes?
A: A piiig.
*Q: Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
A: Because it felt crummy.
*Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a shark?
A: Frostbite.
*Q: What did George Washington, Christopher Columbus, and Abraham Lincoln have in common?
A: They were all born on a holiday.
*Q: How did Minny Mouse save Mickey Mouse?
A: She gave him mouse to mouse resuscitation.
*Q: What do you call a elephant in a phone booth?
A: Stuck.
*Q: What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a chihuahua?
A: A hot diggity dog.
*Q: Why did the football couch go to the bank?
A: To get his quarterback.
Some jokes from National Geographic kids
A: We make perfect cents.
*Q: Why did the man with one hand cross the road?
A: To get to the second hand shop.
*Q:Why did the picture go to jail?
A: Because it was framed.
*Q: What are two things you can't have for breakfast?
A: Lunch and Dinner
*Q: Why did the boy and girl sprinkle sugar on their pillow?
A: So they will have sweet dreams.
*Q: What do you call a bear with no socks?
A: Bare Foot.
*Q: What did the judge say to the dentist?
A: Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth.
*Q: Why did the robber take a bath?
A: Because he wanted to make a clean getaway.
*Q: What can you serve but never eat?
A: A volleyball and a tennis ball.
*Q: What did the teddy bear say to the other teddy bear when he offered him dessert?
A: No thanks, I'm stuffed.
*Q: Why did the soccer player bring sting to the game?
A: So he could tie the score.
*Q: What did the wall say to the other wall?
A: Meet you at the corner.
*Q: What kind of shoes do spies wear?
A: Sneakers.
*Q: How is a baseball team similar to a muffin?
A: They both depend on the batter.
*Q: What do you call a hippos wife?
A: Mississippi.
*Q: What rock group have four men that don't sing?
A: Mount Rushmore.
*Q: Why did the pony have a sore throat?
A: He was a little horse.
*Q: What nails do carpenters hate to hit?
A: Fingernails.
*Q: How do fleas travel from place to place?
A: By Itch-hiking.
*Q: What do you get when you cross a turkey with a centipede?
A: Drumsticks for everyone.
*Q: What kind of suit does a duck wear?
A: Dux-edo.
*Q: What would you get if you crossed a dinosaur with a pig?
A: Jurassic pork.
*Q: What do you call a rabbit that is owned by a beetle?
A: A bug's Bunny.
*Q: What English king is responsible for a fraction?
A: Henry the Eighth.
*Q: Why is crossing the road like music?
A: Because you'll B flat if you don't C sharp.
*Q: What do you call a pig with three eyes?
A: A piiig.
*Q: Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
A: Because it felt crummy.
*Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a shark?
A: Frostbite.
*Q: What did George Washington, Christopher Columbus, and Abraham Lincoln have in common?
A: They were all born on a holiday.
*Q: How did Minny Mouse save Mickey Mouse?
A: She gave him mouse to mouse resuscitation.
*Q: What do you call a elephant in a phone booth?
A: Stuck.
*Q: What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a chihuahua?
A: A hot diggity dog.
*Q: Why did the football couch go to the bank?
A: To get his quarterback.
Some jokes from National Geographic kids
Sunday, October 23, 2011
Bet You Didn't Know.......
Bet you didn't know....... Sharks
1. A shortfin
mako shark
can leap higher
than a
giraffe's head.
2. A whales
shark's
mouth is
almost as
wide as a
car.
3. The great
white shark
has the
largest
teeth of any
living shark.
4. Some
sharks can
smell blood
about a half a
mile away.
5. You are more
likely to win American
Idol than to be killed
by a shark.
6. A spiny
dogfish
shark can
live more than
100 years.
Information by national geographic kids
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